You Know What?
I’m so fucking pissed. Can’t concentrate on homework or midterms or essays. So fuck it all. Goodnight people.
Amazingness in South Carolina
Bonfires Beer Boxer puppies Clear country night skies 4 wheelers Flying down country roads at over 100 in a Mustang Singing along to country music Laughing Skinny dipping in the Catawba yes or no? Group cooking. Amazing chicken, mashed potatoes fail Tie dye Pool lessons “You’re so short, the only thing you’ve ever managed to hit your head on is a doggie door” ...
Al: Why don't you let her give you a stick 'n poke?
Me: I don't know. It's not sanitary, and I have virgin skin.
*Pause, both look at each other*
Me: ...Did I just use the term "virgin" when talking about myself?
Al: Yes, yes you did. And the scariest part is that it actually worked. We didn't think there was anything virginal about you.
Me: I know, right?
In other news, you know when you KNOW someone's a whore but didn't quite know just how much? I met a guy last night, who, within the 4 years he's been sexually active, has fucked no less than 158 girls. I say "no less" because apparently who knows what happens when you black out.
Something I've Been Thinking About All Morning
You know when someone says something, and it hits you harder than anyone would think? I mean, it’s not something mean or upsetting or anything, it’s just a simple phrase that you feel like might stick to you way longer than anyone suspected. I had one of these experiences in my religion class this morning, and I can’t get it off my mind. We were talking about the symbolism of...
Janet: The breakup was just yesterday. I'm totally allowed to drink and chat with my girlies
Peach: Or you could just get really really drunk and not think about it
Janet: That's true. I've been drinking every night for the past 4 days. I'm trying to go for the week
Me: Been there, done that. It's definitely easier than you'd think.
Janet: I can totally do it.
Peach: The motto of our suite for the past month is definitely 'Guys are stupid'