- Me:He asked how I had gotten downtown and I said I'd gone with my bestie...
- J:Wait. You said "bestie"? Don't say "bestie", that makes me sound gay.
- Me:Well, to me, you pretty much are.
- J:Well that's only because you didn't let me...
- Me:Not the point. You're gay in my book. A Ken doll, of sorts.
- J:You're the reason why men hate women.
